Day Three:Wednesday the 26th November
Arsenal won last night.Won isnt really the right word.5-1 away.If your not an Arsenal fan then you probably dont care,maybe you feel glad,its an english victory,maybe your pissed off,thats another 53 quid you'll never see again Lanbrookes have taken.But if your an Arsenal fan like me then I hope your just as proud of your team as I was today.Came in wearing the scarf,the shirt everything.Got beaten up twice and had my dinner money taken by a group of spurs fans.
Am still tired,partly from getting to sleep at one this morning and partly due to carrying my bag around full of crap all day
'Whats in the Bag'
1x Psy exercise book 1 x history book (the wrong one!) 1 x theatre book
1 x drama script 1 x psy health txt book 1x british politics book
1 x joke book (bird puller) 1 x cd player (removes unwanted conversations)
1 x Mirror (as in the paper,im not that vain)
Sidenote:Why the hell do girls pack so much make up in their bag.Seriously if you ever are looking for a girl try the girls toilets or any other place with a mirror because I guarentee they will be there with half the stock of Boots.I wouldnt mind but its a horrible shock for any guy when he pulls a stunner,wakes up next to her the next morning and without the makeup on she looks like one of the rejects from the PG tips adverts.
Sidenote #2 This has never happened to me.I swear.
Sidenote #3 It bloody hasn't Stop smirking
Anywho back to the bag ...
1 X deodrant 1 x anti persperiant....No they are not both the same thing..look on the back of each can.
1 x tesco shirt 1 x suit trousers 1 x suit jacket 1 x denim jacket 1 x shoes size 12
Sidenote #4 Why do girls have such small feet? I mean some in our year are tiny! Do girls have a foot growing spurt when they are 18-20 because I dont see how the poor buggers can carry that kind of wait with them all their lives.And why do girls wear such awful shoes they cant walk in anyway ? It like theyve bought a barbie,stripped it and just kept the shoes! Every time a girls getting ready for a date they seem determined to buy a pair of shoes even harder to walk in then last time,it's like a challenge to them!!
Anyway thats why my backs hurting now.Lessons been pretty boring,spent my time constuctively learning two amazing facts
Fact #1 The human brain can read a sentence correctly,even if you take out every single vowel.
One word..Bollocks.Im determind to prove it wrong
Here we go...or should I say Hr w g...yeah thats making sense
Y r s grt..You are so great
Im not even going to waste my time thinking up more examples,once again i have proved science wrong
Fact #2 A cow can go upstairs,but it will never walk down them
Amazing,can you imagine the poor bloke who found that out !!
Average day at work.Public apology to Gemma for ruining her hair....im not proud I did it and if i could do it again I would certainly reconsider my actions......
Word of the day-Ale
Arsenal won last night.Won isnt really the right word.5-1 away.If your not an Arsenal fan then you probably dont care,maybe you feel glad,its an english victory,maybe your pissed off,thats another 53 quid you'll never see again Lanbrookes have taken.But if your an Arsenal fan like me then I hope your just as proud of your team as I was today.Came in wearing the scarf,the shirt everything.Got beaten up twice and had my dinner money taken by a group of spurs fans.
Am still tired,partly from getting to sleep at one this morning and partly due to carrying my bag around full of crap all day
'Whats in the Bag'
1x Psy exercise book 1 x history book (the wrong one!) 1 x theatre book
1 x drama script 1 x psy health txt book 1x british politics book
1 x joke book (bird puller) 1 x cd player (removes unwanted conversations)
1 x Mirror (as in the paper,im not that vain)
Sidenote:Why the hell do girls pack so much make up in their bag.Seriously if you ever are looking for a girl try the girls toilets or any other place with a mirror because I guarentee they will be there with half the stock of Boots.I wouldnt mind but its a horrible shock for any guy when he pulls a stunner,wakes up next to her the next morning and without the makeup on she looks like one of the rejects from the PG tips adverts.
Sidenote #2 This has never happened to me.I swear.
Sidenote #3 It bloody hasn't Stop smirking
Anywho back to the bag ...
1 X deodrant 1 x anti persperiant....No they are not both the same thing..look on the back of each can.
1 x tesco shirt 1 x suit trousers 1 x suit jacket 1 x denim jacket 1 x shoes size 12
Sidenote #4 Why do girls have such small feet? I mean some in our year are tiny! Do girls have a foot growing spurt when they are 18-20 because I dont see how the poor buggers can carry that kind of wait with them all their lives.And why do girls wear such awful shoes they cant walk in anyway ? It like theyve bought a barbie,stripped it and just kept the shoes! Every time a girls getting ready for a date they seem determined to buy a pair of shoes even harder to walk in then last time,it's like a challenge to them!!
Anyway thats why my backs hurting now.Lessons been pretty boring,spent my time constuctively learning two amazing facts
Fact #1 The human brain can read a sentence correctly,even if you take out every single vowel.
One word..Bollocks.Im determind to prove it wrong
Here we go...or should I say Hr w g...yeah thats making sense
Y r s grt..You are so great
Im not even going to waste my time thinking up more examples,once again i have proved science wrong
Fact #2 A cow can go upstairs,but it will never walk down them
Amazing,can you imagine the poor bloke who found that out !!
Average day at work.Public apology to Gemma for ruining her hair....im not proud I did it and if i could do it again I would certainly reconsider my actions......
Word of the day-Ale
posted by Gareth @ Wednesday, November 26, 2003
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