Gary Browns look on life

A humerous and sarcastic look on the daily goings on of a young hip hop stud muffin from the land of Trowbridge

Wednesday, December 03, 2003

Day seven - Tuesday the 3rd of December

Whenever you hold the door open for an old person,they will never say thank you.Never.I've held the door open for 7 OAPS's today and none have said thank you.None.Tossers.

I've had no lessons all day,three different teachers have all cancelled their lessons.At the risk of sounding sexist,they were all women as well.Probably all doing christmas shopping,I dont know,just a let down.

Also thought it would be a good idea to punch a basketball with my thumb.Not the smartest thing I will ever do and its bloody hurts.

And to cap it off I'm stuck by Mark in the library who's telling me Christmas jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on Dec 24th
Its Christmas,eve


So all that added together plus lack of sleep and lines to learn for drama = why i'm not in the best mood today.

Am begining to start a dangerous addiction which I cant stop..AA batteries for my cd player.The bloody thing sucks up power so much and I need to listen to my music for any kind of sanity while I type.Ive spent about 40 quid on batteries in three months.Thats the equivalent of about 25 bottles of Smirnoff Ice.Thats the equilvelent of being pissed for 50 days.I've tried giving it up and making my own music instead for free with a harmonica and a triangle but it's just not the same.

Am also running low on cash already,as a result Christmas presents have had to be reduced

Name Was getting.... Now getting......
Steve New watch 30 Tesco value binliners
Mary Jacket 30 Tesco value binliners
Sian CD Player 30 Tesco value binliners
Chris Sod All Sod All

Hopefully that will free up some cash and keep the house tidy and rubbish free over the festive period.

If you've got a spare moment now,just run google.com and look for adrain Fox in images for a nifty picture of the electric bike running english teacher which you can set as your background for your PC.Be the envy of your friends today!

Answers from yesterday..
1.Who is Fulham football clubs manager ? Chris Coleman
2.What is Proxy Munchausen Syndrome ? Using another to fake illness to gain attention from the medical profession for yourself
3.Who plays at Pride Park ? Derby County Football CLub
4.What is a Sprite apart from a drink ? Goblin
5.What is an Iatrogenic Illness ? A illness that a doctor has percieved from looking at you.


Word of the Day- Wampum

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