Saterday the 1st of January 2005
HAPPY NEW YEAR !!
As promised,what I recall of the New Year.
Before I do.. I promised I'd promote both Tays
http://www.tays9.blogspot.com
And Dave
http://www.wisefish.blogspot.com
Nice to know i'm inspiring even more people to copy me-good luck guys!
P.S,If they are crap,dont blame me.
15.30 - Meet Harrison outside Tesco.Realise I have very little fundidge for tonight.Begin mini panick when Tesco havent paid me.
15.37 Buy bottle of Red in Tesco for £2.50.Panic over.
15.50 Buy ticket- Nearly in tears as I hand over ten pounds
16.34 Spot Shirt and Tie in Burtons for £5. In dilema over whether to buy it or not.Decide not too
16.35 Start shaking as I leave Burtons
16.37 Still shaking
16.39 Drag Harrison back to Burtons.Buy shirt,forget student discount.First time in my life im in debt.
16.55 Harrison leaves for home,I pick up my cheque for Tesco £180 for 4 shifts.
17.10 Shove clothes in wash. Hit coloured cottens instead of Quick wash. School boy error.Swear at washing machine.Makes no difference- unsuprising.
17.50 - Pull Ice mug out the freezer,Have a John Smiths
17.51 - Steve (dad) unhappy with my drinking "Dont mix the grain and the grape"
18.00 -Simpsons.
Homer "Marge,I have always prided myself on having a quiet dignity.Tonight you stole it from me"
18.30 - Finally clothes finished.Whack them in tumbledryer.
18.35 - Start to shave
18.45 - Using third blade.Wishing I had electric razor
18.50 - Starting to panic that I wont get it all off.Why didnt I shave before.Why!!
18.55- Job Done
19.00 - Run bath...should have done that before really.Swear again.
19.05- Open another beer up.Calm down
19.10 Have a bath
19.13 - Faced with decision..leave conditioner on for 3 mins or save time.
19.14 - Consolidate with a minute and a half
19.20 - Get changed
19.25- Ready to go,look at hair in the mirror,its a mess.Panic
19.26 - Realise nothing I do can save it.Leave house
19.50 - Arrive at Harrisons.Grist already there.
19.51 - Harrison gives me my wine.I decline a glass and start to drink from a bottle just like a pirate would.
20.07 - Play Grist at Pro Evo,lose intrest when I go 2-0 down.
20.11 - Grist excited he's beating me 8-0. I dont care,im worried i've necked nearly a bottle of wine in 20 mins. Start to eat Pretzels
20.15 - Eaten nearly all of Marks Pretzels (Sorry Sparky) Finished wine..Typsy
20.20 - Harrison pissed
Mark "I think on a scale of 1-10,1 being bladdered and 10 being sober,im about 4"
Tries to stand up and fails
Mark "Maybe 3"
20.40 - Stick Peter Kay on..Mark getting itchy feet and wants to go to JD..Me and Grist calm him down
20.45- Me and Mark start quoting Peter Kay drunk. I realise how sad I truly am
20.55 - Marks sick
21.01 -Marks sick again
21.03 - Phil leaves..so do we
21.05 - Mark having problems walking straight. I start yelling "GAAAAARY" down the street
21.20 We arrive at JD and pretend to be sober.Get in ok.
21.21 - Meet up with Luke,Neil,Dav,Dominee,Buzzer,Neils friend,Marie and Catt
21.24 Que up at bar
21.32 Finally served. Buy 2 Vodka mudshakes
21.40 - Finish second mudshake..Realise ive had lager,wine and vodka.Never mind...
22.10 - Missed call from Hutch. Leaves a quality phone message which costs me about £3.
22.25 - Paolo Rossi turns up. Legend. Absolute legend.Cue chants of "BNO" while we discuss old school days such as him protecting me for 3 years.
22.40 - Leave to Snooker Club
23.00 Get in Snooker Club finally.Looking pretty good
23.05 - Quality - All the year 13's are here! Mounty,Jacko,Kinger,Brens,Tays,Hunty etc
23.10 - Everyone says hi
23.13 - Hartley starts talking to me.Not sure what to do. He actually turns out ot be quite funny and shakes my hand.Good stuff.
23.15 Start dancing
23.18 - LEH turns up,not content with buying a ticket from Chicago.
23.20 - Very fit girl dancing with Tays,Jack also has pulled
23.23 Very fit girl now dances with me.Tays does not look happy
23.25 Fit Girl "I like your hair"
Me "Thanks,I grow it myself"
Genius..Absolute Genius...Thank god for Chandler
23.26 Fit Girl pisses off....I concole Tays by telling him she was prob having an ugly guy competition.Cue classic drunk handshake
23.27 - Jack still with girl
23.45 - Dj tells us there 15 mins left
23.48 -Dj tells us there 12 mins left
23.52 DJ tells us there 8 mins left
23.54 - Dj tells us there 5 mins 28 seconds left -Kinger getting aggressive
23.57, Fit girl comes back and dances with me
00.00 HAPPY NEW YEAR - I get kiss from fit girl
00.04 - Realise I'm still kissing fit girl
00.09 - And still
00.17 - Dancing with fit girl - Panicking I may have to buy her a drink,check funds-Low
00.21 - Damon calls me a legend.So does Mounty,Jacko and pretty much everyone else
00.24 - Realise she is really quite hot. Get Buzzer to take the photo in case I cant remember next day
00.34 - Fit Girl goes off - Balls
00.35 - Realise I dont have her mobile - Swear again.
00.51 -Fit girl comes back,I get her number and her name - Clare
00.52 -Getting off with her again. Mounty and Kinger have now pulled as well
00.54 - Hunty pulls
00.58 - Offer to buy her a drink.She wants Bacardi and Coke.I nearly break down.
01.02 - Me and Clare still dancing,some tunes being played now
01.21 - Suddenly hits me ive only been drunk for about an hour tonight despite drinking a fair bit.Annoyed at my increased threshold.
01.40 - Grists gone,Lukes gone.Year 13's are still going strong.Clare comments on my hair again,wonder how drunk she is.
01.55 - Everyone getting coats,Mounty getting 3 girls numbers and looking like a footballer giving autographs out
Mounty "You make sure she calls him now,yeah"
02.00 - Everyone goes off to Just So
02.03 - Say goodbye to Clare
02.04 - Ask Kinger if he's at Just So,he says they are charging £8 entry so no,They've all gone to Flames instead
02.18 - Go to Charcoal Grill instead of Flames
02.20 - Ring up Kinger,tell him goodnight and head for home.
02.30 - Home - Start playing Solitaire showdown and listen to Pulp-Disco 2000
03.00 - Get some sleep
Yeah obviously the times arent 100% accurate
Anyway hope you all had a good new year
Byeeeeeeeeee
Word of the Day - BNO (For those at JD only)
HAPPY NEW YEAR !!
As promised,what I recall of the New Year.
Before I do.. I promised I'd promote both Tays
http://www.tays9.blogspot.com
And Dave
http://www.wisefish.blogspot.com
Nice to know i'm inspiring even more people to copy me-good luck guys!
P.S,If they are crap,dont blame me.
15.30 - Meet Harrison outside Tesco.Realise I have very little fundidge for tonight.Begin mini panick when Tesco havent paid me.
15.37 Buy bottle of Red in Tesco for £2.50.Panic over.
15.50 Buy ticket- Nearly in tears as I hand over ten pounds
16.34 Spot Shirt and Tie in Burtons for £5. In dilema over whether to buy it or not.Decide not too
16.35 Start shaking as I leave Burtons
16.37 Still shaking
16.39 Drag Harrison back to Burtons.Buy shirt,forget student discount.First time in my life im in debt.
16.55 Harrison leaves for home,I pick up my cheque for Tesco £180 for 4 shifts.
17.10 Shove clothes in wash. Hit coloured cottens instead of Quick wash. School boy error.Swear at washing machine.Makes no difference- unsuprising.
17.50 - Pull Ice mug out the freezer,Have a John Smiths
17.51 - Steve (dad) unhappy with my drinking "Dont mix the grain and the grape"
18.00 -Simpsons.
Homer "Marge,I have always prided myself on having a quiet dignity.Tonight you stole it from me"
18.30 - Finally clothes finished.Whack them in tumbledryer.
18.35 - Start to shave
18.45 - Using third blade.Wishing I had electric razor
18.50 - Starting to panic that I wont get it all off.Why didnt I shave before.Why!!
18.55- Job Done
19.00 - Run bath...should have done that before really.Swear again.
19.05- Open another beer up.Calm down
19.10 Have a bath
19.13 - Faced with decision..leave conditioner on for 3 mins or save time.
19.14 - Consolidate with a minute and a half
19.20 - Get changed
19.25- Ready to go,look at hair in the mirror,its a mess.Panic
19.26 - Realise nothing I do can save it.Leave house
19.50 - Arrive at Harrisons.Grist already there.
19.51 - Harrison gives me my wine.I decline a glass and start to drink from a bottle just like a pirate would.
20.07 - Play Grist at Pro Evo,lose intrest when I go 2-0 down.
20.11 - Grist excited he's beating me 8-0. I dont care,im worried i've necked nearly a bottle of wine in 20 mins. Start to eat Pretzels
20.15 - Eaten nearly all of Marks Pretzels (Sorry Sparky) Finished wine..Typsy
20.20 - Harrison pissed
Mark "I think on a scale of 1-10,1 being bladdered and 10 being sober,im about 4"
Tries to stand up and fails
Mark "Maybe 3"
20.40 - Stick Peter Kay on..Mark getting itchy feet and wants to go to JD..Me and Grist calm him down
20.45- Me and Mark start quoting Peter Kay drunk. I realise how sad I truly am
20.55 - Marks sick
21.01 -Marks sick again
21.03 - Phil leaves..so do we
21.05 - Mark having problems walking straight. I start yelling "GAAAAARY" down the street
21.20 We arrive at JD and pretend to be sober.Get in ok.
21.21 - Meet up with Luke,Neil,Dav,Dominee,Buzzer,Neils friend,Marie and Catt
21.24 Que up at bar
21.32 Finally served. Buy 2 Vodka mudshakes
21.40 - Finish second mudshake..Realise ive had lager,wine and vodka.Never mind...
22.10 - Missed call from Hutch. Leaves a quality phone message which costs me about £3.
22.25 - Paolo Rossi turns up. Legend. Absolute legend.Cue chants of "BNO" while we discuss old school days such as him protecting me for 3 years.
22.40 - Leave to Snooker Club
23.00 Get in Snooker Club finally.Looking pretty good
23.05 - Quality - All the year 13's are here! Mounty,Jacko,Kinger,Brens,Tays,Hunty etc
23.10 - Everyone says hi
23.13 - Hartley starts talking to me.Not sure what to do. He actually turns out ot be quite funny and shakes my hand.Good stuff.
23.15 Start dancing
23.18 - LEH turns up,not content with buying a ticket from Chicago.
23.20 - Very fit girl dancing with Tays,Jack also has pulled
23.23 Very fit girl now dances with me.Tays does not look happy
23.25 Fit Girl "I like your hair"
Me "Thanks,I grow it myself"
Genius..Absolute Genius...Thank god for Chandler
23.26 Fit Girl pisses off....I concole Tays by telling him she was prob having an ugly guy competition.Cue classic drunk handshake
23.27 - Jack still with girl
23.45 - Dj tells us there 15 mins left
23.48 -Dj tells us there 12 mins left
23.52 DJ tells us there 8 mins left
23.54 - Dj tells us there 5 mins 28 seconds left -Kinger getting aggressive
23.57, Fit girl comes back and dances with me
00.00 HAPPY NEW YEAR - I get kiss from fit girl
00.04 - Realise I'm still kissing fit girl
00.09 - And still
00.17 - Dancing with fit girl - Panicking I may have to buy her a drink,check funds-Low
00.21 - Damon calls me a legend.So does Mounty,Jacko and pretty much everyone else
00.24 - Realise she is really quite hot. Get Buzzer to take the photo in case I cant remember next day
00.34 - Fit Girl goes off - Balls
00.35 - Realise I dont have her mobile - Swear again.
00.51 -Fit girl comes back,I get her number and her name - Clare
00.52 -Getting off with her again. Mounty and Kinger have now pulled as well
00.54 - Hunty pulls
00.58 - Offer to buy her a drink.She wants Bacardi and Coke.I nearly break down.
01.02 - Me and Clare still dancing,some tunes being played now
01.21 - Suddenly hits me ive only been drunk for about an hour tonight despite drinking a fair bit.Annoyed at my increased threshold.
01.40 - Grists gone,Lukes gone.Year 13's are still going strong.Clare comments on my hair again,wonder how drunk she is.
01.55 - Everyone getting coats,Mounty getting 3 girls numbers and looking like a footballer giving autographs out
Mounty "You make sure she calls him now,yeah"
02.00 - Everyone goes off to Just So
02.03 - Say goodbye to Clare
02.04 - Ask Kinger if he's at Just So,he says they are charging £8 entry so no,They've all gone to Flames instead
02.18 - Go to Charcoal Grill instead of Flames
02.20 - Ring up Kinger,tell him goodnight and head for home.
02.30 - Home - Start playing Solitaire showdown and listen to Pulp-Disco 2000
03.00 - Get some sleep
Yeah obviously the times arent 100% accurate
Anyway hope you all had a good new year
Byeeeeeeeeee
Word of the Day - BNO (For those at JD only)
posted by Gareth @ Saturday, January 01, 2005
1 Comments:
At 10:33 pm,
Anonymous said…
Harrison- Great night, dont worry about pretzels, have to do it next year too. BNO chants were great!
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