Day ten

Why is it I'm the only one who isn't in a festive mood yet.I spend all day at work scanning turkeys and crackers and yet with four days to go,I still dont give two sh*ts about Christmas at all....Maybe this happens automatically when you turn 18,like when you begin primary school you found out your parents lied to you for five years,there is no Father Christmas.My god is there no decency left in the world !!

Finished a 13 hour shift at work yesterday and then realised the last 30 hours of my life I'd spent 21 of them at work.I need cash pretty badly now for uni's and so on

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Gareth Brown
30 Paxcroft Way
Trowbridge

Dont bother pissing about with postal orders,just cheques.Make it a decent amount too please,Dont want to walk all the way to the bank for just a few quid.....

So as a result of all this work I figured it would be worth having a break from everyone for a bit and focusing on getting cash.Plus I have sod all credit left so I cant keep in contact.

Its also a rehersal for when I leave to uni I guess and I cant keep in contact with you guys anymore.Some people are reliable as hell and always been there for me such as ..

Nathan - He just does anything I ask without asking whats in it for him.Spend three quid on me for Man U Vs Man city programme (I collect them) and also made me a home made birthday card when I said he couldn't come to my Pissup unless he made one.

L'Hillman - Always on MSN

Officer Grist - Will always say something stupid given time

S2 - Always has a word of the day

Nick - Always has history homeowrk I can copy

Richard - Always has psy h/w I can copy

Thats not everyone by any means but it's just a weird feeling that all that regularitys going to go in just a few months.

Bad news on the Uni issue.....Kent accepted me :(

Died on my ass three times reading that poem for the all school assembly and christmas concerts.If you're ever asked to read something out,tell them to shove it up their ass.It saves so much hassle.

What I should have done is got a few Iraqi reporters in the back of the room.My god the noise they made when tht guy said they found saddam.Inconsiderate as hell,a live broadcast to the world and all you can hear is them howling.

"Ladies and Gentlemen,We got 'im" - What kind of an opener is that !!! To the entire world as well,thank god half of them only speak chinease.

"If anyone here was sending Saddam a christmas card this year,dont bother"
"Whats small,hairy and lives in a cage"

Or they could have lowered him down from the ceiling in a cage for everyone to see

"Now ladies and gentlemen,please do not feed Saddam"

But no,instead we got "Ladies and gentleman,we got him" Boring and predictable just like the USA overall

And everyones out celebrating the good news.Again very heartless.Theres 200 Saddam doubles in Iraq who dont have a job this Christmas.Shame on you !!

I cant think of anything else to say to be honest.Amazed the net hasn't crashed by now.

Have to go Christmas shopping on Xmas eve now.Im hoping no one else has that idea..

Word of the day - Beverage

Fact of the day - It takes 22 hours to make a smartie