Day twelve
One of things our uncle and aunt do this time of year is give our family a tin of quality street.(Not a piddly box with only of of each flavour apart from what appears to be 6 million toffee sticks) a hefty 1kg tin.Anyway we hadn't opened it because we have to unload the fridge of all the crap we bought in a panic xmas eve and realised we dont need (18 stuffing balls,I mean WTF !!)
Anyway the tin was open for about 20 mins unattended in the room.Everyone was in the house.Everyone had a motive for taking the chocolates.They were hungry and wanted chocolate.
When I entered the room after revision I found the tin had clearly been emptied on the floor.The following flavours had all been removed.
Hazelnut in Caramel - Purple wrapper
Stawberry Creme - Round,red wrapper
Caramel Cup - Gold wrapper,round
Blatently someone has riffeled thru the box,taking all the familys favourites and hidden them,we are talking 50+ chocolates.No one has an alabi.
Who did it ?
2/1 FAVOURITE - CHRIS - THE BROTHER
He's quick,like all three flavours and it's just the type of thing he'd do.Easily could get the lid off and sort thru in 5 mins.Only downside is he'd prob have hidden sweets in my room in which case I'd have seen him
4/1 STEVE - THE FATHER
He'd do it,he likes all three and could hide them in the room.Its just the time issue,he's a big lad - 18 stone + ...
Sidenote:If at this point you think my dads a fat asshole,smeg right off,he's been a paramedic for 18 years plus and has saved more lives and done more for his community then you ever will, you miserable tw@
Anyway,he just doesnt seem too have the speed to do it,especially with those stubby fingers to be able to file out all those flavours in time.He can do it,it's just hard imagining him doing it in time.
9/2 - MARY - THE MOTHER
Same goes for Steve ( shes a nurse so again watch it) just a bit too slow and generally too nice.She could do it but she wouldn't.
11/1 - SIAN - THE SISTER
Just too young to have the guts to do it really.Unlike chris she has some form of maturity and moral code.Also doesn't like hazelnuts,so why go to all the bother to take them out.
50/1 A BURGLAR
Thats right,A burglar entered the house,ignored the PC,TV,video etc etc went straight for the tin of quality street and took out three flavours,leaving the house with no one noticing.
Cant help but feel the odds should be higher for this one....
100/1 - MILLY,CHAINER,KARL - THE FAMILY DOGS
Working as a team they took the lid off,tipped the tin off,pulled the flavours out and carried them one by one behind the sofa.They then put them all back in and put the lid back on.
Of course this didnt happen,we checked behind the sofa first thing,nothing there.
SIDENOTE: Have you ever given a dog proper choclate.Why not try it.Dog goes hyper for about 5 hours after a few of them.Its probably illeagel and could kill the dog but can you think of a more fun way of offloading those MARS from the bottom of the celebrations box.
I guess thats a mystery we'll never solve.So as a saftey measure we just punished Chris anyway,it probably was him
Still not sure what to do for tomorrow,quite a lot on my mind.Chances are this is my last entry of 2003 !!! Lets hope 2004 is just as eventful...
Word of the day - Triceratops
One of things our uncle and aunt do this time of year is give our family a tin of quality street.(Not a piddly box with only of of each flavour apart from what appears to be 6 million toffee sticks) a hefty 1kg tin.Anyway we hadn't opened it because we have to unload the fridge of all the crap we bought in a panic xmas eve and realised we dont need (18 stuffing balls,I mean WTF !!)
Anyway the tin was open for about 20 mins unattended in the room.Everyone was in the house.Everyone had a motive for taking the chocolates.They were hungry and wanted chocolate.
When I entered the room after revision I found the tin had clearly been emptied on the floor.The following flavours had all been removed.
Hazelnut in Caramel - Purple wrapper
Stawberry Creme - Round,red wrapper
Caramel Cup - Gold wrapper,round
Blatently someone has riffeled thru the box,taking all the familys favourites and hidden them,we are talking 50+ chocolates.No one has an alabi.
Who did it ?
2/1 FAVOURITE - CHRIS - THE BROTHER
He's quick,like all three flavours and it's just the type of thing he'd do.Easily could get the lid off and sort thru in 5 mins.Only downside is he'd prob have hidden sweets in my room in which case I'd have seen him
4/1 STEVE - THE FATHER
He'd do it,he likes all three and could hide them in the room.Its just the time issue,he's a big lad - 18 stone + ...
Sidenote:If at this point you think my dads a fat asshole,smeg right off,he's been a paramedic for 18 years plus and has saved more lives and done more for his community then you ever will, you miserable tw@
Anyway,he just doesnt seem too have the speed to do it,especially with those stubby fingers to be able to file out all those flavours in time.He can do it,it's just hard imagining him doing it in time.
9/2 - MARY - THE MOTHER
Same goes for Steve ( shes a nurse so again watch it) just a bit too slow and generally too nice.She could do it but she wouldn't.
11/1 - SIAN - THE SISTER
Just too young to have the guts to do it really.Unlike chris she has some form of maturity and moral code.Also doesn't like hazelnuts,so why go to all the bother to take them out.
50/1 A BURGLAR
Thats right,A burglar entered the house,ignored the PC,TV,video etc etc went straight for the tin of quality street and took out three flavours,leaving the house with no one noticing.
Cant help but feel the odds should be higher for this one....
100/1 - MILLY,CHAINER,KARL - THE FAMILY DOGS
Working as a team they took the lid off,tipped the tin off,pulled the flavours out and carried them one by one behind the sofa.They then put them all back in and put the lid back on.
Of course this didnt happen,we checked behind the sofa first thing,nothing there.
SIDENOTE: Have you ever given a dog proper choclate.Why not try it.Dog goes hyper for about 5 hours after a few of them.Its probably illeagel and could kill the dog but can you think of a more fun way of offloading those MARS from the bottom of the celebrations box.
I guess thats a mystery we'll never solve.So as a saftey measure we just punished Chris anyway,it probably was him
Still not sure what to do for tomorrow,quite a lot on my mind.Chances are this is my last entry of 2003 !!! Lets hope 2004 is just as eventful...
Word of the day - Triceratops
posted by Gareth @ Tuesday, December 30, 2003
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