Gary Browns look on life

A humerous and sarcastic look on the daily goings on of a young hip hop stud muffin from the land of Trowbridge

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Sunday the 16th of January 2005

As per usual,theres too much to write about and I dont want to write a long account which you cant be assed to read. I was torn between some form of "Quotes and moments from 2004", or talking about the 100 foot carrier bag kite we've now got from the 5th floor which provides entertainment for all, but due to a few people giving me grief over the last fortnight,its a more serious entry looking at three things.Hair,Driving and my friends.

A. Hair

Why dont I have my hair cut?

After Neil went on at me for this all the way home last weekend and to stop others here's why.

1. It costs money
I went shopping yesterday and spent £28 for 2 weeks shopping. My fridge is full of 'Smartprice' stuff,even the wine only cost £1.48 (tho it wasnt too shabby) It costs £15 to have it cut the way I like, eg not paying some butch guy £4 to hack it all off in 5 mins. If your willing to pay for my haircut,then sure I'll have it done.If not dont bother.

2.People like it
E.g Read the New Year Entry, More people like the hair,then not.

3.I like it
Prob the most important one of all. I like my hair the way it is.It's not ponytail length or anything daft like that but its not too short. It makes me look like a student and look far more intellectual.

B.Driving

Why dont I learn how to drive?

1. Why should I?

Is it the law? Do I need to drive straight away as soon as I turn 17? No?Good then stop asking me.
(Actually getting angry now)

2.Money
My parents have jobs which dont exactly pay a lot,ive learned that more so this year. We have a brother and sister who deserve a chance to go to uni and drive,why should I take all the cash and then leave them with no oppotunities at all? I could pay for it all myself but I have better things to spend cash on and have been saving for uni myself.

3. Theres no point.
Well there isnt - Most of you people who are learning how to drive dont really need to bother. You can walk and get the train etc to wherever you want to go,you just want to try and get a bit more social status. Now theres exceptions to this of course,but in genreal its true.

4. I had better things to do
The main thing about learning to drive when your 17 is to get it out the way which is fair enough. I had a choice between learning or focusing on A levels and doing a GCSE in archaeology and Im pretty sure i picked the same one

5.Whats the rush?
My dad nearly died in an accident when he was 19 when he was hit off his motorbike. Had he have,I wouldnt be here as well as the hundreds of lives he's saved in his career. I can learn to drive when Im good and ready and I have the time and money. I dont see myself going anywhere in the next 4 years or so I need to learn how to drive for.

C.My friends

This is just a short one. I choose who my friends are,no one else. So if people dont like that dont start crying to me! Especially seeing as everyone who does has a friend who just as much of an ass,or that people dont get on with.

Moral:If I dont comment on how you should live,what gives anyone the right to comment on how I do?


Ok fun stuff now

I finally got back to Southampton,where it looks like I'm here till the end now. I'm not going back for Easter because quite frankly,why should I? Its costing just under £12 a night here and may as well make the most of it!
Had the panic of doing three essays in two days. Added with the fact my printer packed it in and so I thought I would get a tesco value Ink cartridge refill set instead of just chipping out for a new cartridge.
Bloody mistake that was. I end up wed night covered in ink - literally nearly in tears because the thing wont work. Finally get them in and hand them over with 20 seconds to spare before 4pm only to be told I need a report sheet which I forgot.

There was much drinking that night.

Friday night saw everyone go for the weekend apart from me and Rich and also the much antcipated return of Rob! 10pm he knocks on the door and so we set up 'munchies' food,Ricky Gervais DVD,booze and a bong is bought down.Obv I dont smoke but the fumes do start to go to my head and make me tired. 2am the guys are about to go when the doorbell rings. Foolishly Rich doesnt use the peephole but opens the door and in walk 9 stoned people.I wouldnt mind but we only knew 3 of them at most. 4am comes and they start to leave apart from one who's asleep on the sofa and wont move so we leave her there overnight,armed with my spare quilt and a saucepan to be sick in if needbe.
Of course by now I cant sleep and so spend the next hour unpacking all my stuff,I hadnt had a chance to before with the essays and all.
After waking up at 3pm next day I quickly knock up a shopping list and buy essentials from ASDA as well as getting an application form (shudder) The guys from 502 invite us up and show us their kite which is 5 carrier bags tied together with 100m of string. Dangle it out the top window and its so windy it goes for miles - or 100m.That would make sense. Also they've set up a piece of string from the flat to the bins outside where we chuck all our rubbish in. By just whacking a coathanger on each bag,they can now dispose of their rubbish without leaving the room. Its genius!

Word of hte Day - Unique

Saturday, January 01, 2005

Saterday the 1st of January 2005

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!

As promised,what I recall of the New Year.

Before I do.. I promised I'd promote both Tays

http://www.tays9.blogspot.com

And Dave

http://www.wisefish.blogspot.com


Nice to know i'm inspiring even more people to copy me-good luck guys!

P.S,If they are crap,dont blame me.

15.30 - Meet Harrison outside Tesco.Realise I have very little fundidge for tonight.Begin mini panick when Tesco havent paid me.

15.37 Buy bottle of Red in Tesco for £2.50.Panic over.

15.50 Buy ticket- Nearly in tears as I hand over ten pounds

16.34 Spot Shirt and Tie in Burtons for £5. In dilema over whether to buy it or not.Decide not too

16.35 Start shaking as I leave Burtons

16.37 Still shaking

16.39 Drag Harrison back to Burtons.Buy shirt,forget student discount.First time in my life im in debt.

16.55 Harrison leaves for home,I pick up my cheque for Tesco £180 for 4 shifts.

17.10 Shove clothes in wash. Hit coloured cottens instead of Quick wash. School boy error.Swear at washing machine.Makes no difference- unsuprising.

17.50 - Pull Ice mug out the freezer,Have a John Smiths

17.51 - Steve (dad) unhappy with my drinking "Dont mix the grain and the grape"

18.00 -Simpsons.
Homer "Marge,I have always prided myself on having a quiet dignity.Tonight you stole it from me"

18.30 - Finally clothes finished.Whack them in tumbledryer.

18.35 - Start to shave

18.45 - Using third blade.Wishing I had electric razor

18.50 - Starting to panic that I wont get it all off.Why didnt I shave before.Why!!

18.55- Job Done

19.00 - Run bath...should have done that before really.Swear again.

19.05- Open another beer up.Calm down

19.10 Have a bath

19.13 - Faced with decision..leave conditioner on for 3 mins or save time.

19.14 - Consolidate with a minute and a half

19.20 - Get changed

19.25- Ready to go,look at hair in the mirror,its a mess.Panic

19.26 - Realise nothing I do can save it.Leave house

19.50 - Arrive at Harrisons.Grist already there.

19.51 - Harrison gives me my wine.I decline a glass and start to drink from a bottle just like a pirate would.

20.07 - Play Grist at Pro Evo,lose intrest when I go 2-0 down.

20.11 - Grist excited he's beating me 8-0. I dont care,im worried i've necked nearly a bottle of wine in 20 mins. Start to eat Pretzels

20.15 - Eaten nearly all of Marks Pretzels (Sorry Sparky) Finished wine..Typsy

20.20 - Harrison pissed

Mark "I think on a scale of 1-10,1 being bladdered and 10 being sober,im about 4"

Tries to stand up and fails

Mark "Maybe 3"

20.40 - Stick Peter Kay on..Mark getting itchy feet and wants to go to JD..Me and Grist calm him down

20.45- Me and Mark start quoting Peter Kay drunk. I realise how sad I truly am

20.55 - Marks sick

21.01 -Marks sick again

21.03 - Phil leaves..so do we

21.05 - Mark having problems walking straight. I start yelling "GAAAAARY" down the street

21.20 We arrive at JD and pretend to be sober.Get in ok.

21.21 - Meet up with Luke,Neil,Dav,Dominee,Buzzer,Neils friend,Marie and Catt

21.24 Que up at bar

21.32 Finally served. Buy 2 Vodka mudshakes

21.40 - Finish second mudshake..Realise ive had lager,wine and vodka.Never mind...

22.10 - Missed call from Hutch. Leaves a quality phone message which costs me about £3.

22.25 - Paolo Rossi turns up. Legend. Absolute legend.Cue chants of "BNO" while we discuss old school days such as him protecting me for 3 years.

22.40 - Leave to Snooker Club

23.00 Get in Snooker Club finally.Looking pretty good

23.05 - Quality - All the year 13's are here! Mounty,Jacko,Kinger,Brens,Tays,Hunty etc

23.10 - Everyone says hi

23.13 - Hartley starts talking to me.Not sure what to do. He actually turns out ot be quite funny and shakes my hand.Good stuff.

23.15 Start dancing

23.18 - LEH turns up,not content with buying a ticket from Chicago.

23.20 - Very fit girl dancing with Tays,Jack also has pulled

23.23 Very fit girl now dances with me.Tays does not look happy

23.25 Fit Girl "I like your hair"
Me "Thanks,I grow it myself"

Genius..Absolute Genius...Thank god for Chandler

23.26 Fit Girl pisses off....I concole Tays by telling him she was prob having an ugly guy competition.Cue classic drunk handshake

23.27 - Jack still with girl

23.45 - Dj tells us there 15 mins left

23.48 -Dj tells us there 12 mins left

23.52 DJ tells us there 8 mins left

23.54 - Dj tells us there 5 mins 28 seconds left -Kinger getting aggressive

23.57, Fit girl comes back and dances with me

00.00 HAPPY NEW YEAR - I get kiss from fit girl

00.04 - Realise I'm still kissing fit girl

00.09 - And still

00.17 - Dancing with fit girl - Panicking I may have to buy her a drink,check funds-Low

00.21 - Damon calls me a legend.So does Mounty,Jacko and pretty much everyone else

00.24 - Realise she is really quite hot. Get Buzzer to take the photo in case I cant remember next day

00.34 - Fit Girl goes off - Balls

00.35 - Realise I dont have her mobile - Swear again.

00.51 -Fit girl comes back,I get her number and her name - Clare

00.52 -Getting off with her again. Mounty and Kinger have now pulled as well

00.54 - Hunty pulls

00.58 - Offer to buy her a drink.She wants Bacardi and Coke.I nearly break down.

01.02 - Me and Clare still dancing,some tunes being played now

01.21 - Suddenly hits me ive only been drunk for about an hour tonight despite drinking a fair bit.Annoyed at my increased threshold.

01.40 - Grists gone,Lukes gone.Year 13's are still going strong.Clare comments on my hair again,wonder how drunk she is.

01.55 - Everyone getting coats,Mounty getting 3 girls numbers and looking like a footballer giving autographs out

Mounty "You make sure she calls him now,yeah"

02.00 - Everyone goes off to Just So

02.03 - Say goodbye to Clare

02.04 - Ask Kinger if he's at Just So,he says they are charging £8 entry so no,They've all gone to Flames instead

02.18 - Go to Charcoal Grill instead of Flames

02.20 - Ring up Kinger,tell him goodnight and head for home.

02.30 - Home - Start playing Solitaire showdown and listen to Pulp-Disco 2000

03.00 - Get some sleep


Yeah obviously the times arent 100% accurate

Anyway hope you all had a good new year

Byeeeeeeeeee

Word of the Day - BNO (For those at JD only)




Yeah forgot all that "We dont need women" stuff on my previous post. Just got with one hell of a girl all night at the snooker club,what a way to see in the new year!!! Full report to come soon after I sleep and lose this headache....